Brandy & Monica's "It All Belongs To Me" Video Could Have Been A Whole Lot Better If...

Last month I felt like Brandy and Monica's new collaboration "It All Belongs To Me" wasn't a complete disaster, despite many folks griping that it didn't have the excitement their first pair-up, 1998's "The Boy Is Mine," did.

That said, the song's music video has arrived, and it's your typical "my man did me wrong, now I'm kicking him outta the house" affair. These broads need to learn that when you have a dull as hell track, you need to jazz it up with an off-the-wall video. (See Duran Duran's "Girl Panic" — well, even that songs is better than "It All Belongs To Me," come to think of it.)



In other words, this slow jam needed Brandy shooting lasers out of her boobs and Monica pole dancing in a Denny's parking lot to truly work.

Oh, well.