UK Chart Roundup: Ding Dong! Show Us Your Tits, Baby

The 74-year-old, 50-second-long Wizard Of Oz soundtrack tune "Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead" has to settle for a #2 entry in the UK, following a campaign to get the song to the top of the chart after the death of former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.

It's my firm belief that if she had released at least one or two sex tapes over the years, the song would have been #1.

Oh, well...

The UK Top 10:

1. "Need U (100%)" - Duke Dumont feat. A*M*E *2 weeks*
2. "Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead" - The Wizard Of Oz Film Cast *new*
3. "Just Give Me A Reason" - Pink feat. Nate Ruess
4. "Pompeii" - Bastille
5. "Feel This Moment" - Pitbull feat. Christina Aguilera
6. "Hey Porsche" - Nelly
7. "Mirrors" - Justin Timberlake
8. "What About Us" - The Saturdays feat. Sean Paul
9. "22" - Taylor Swift
10. "When I Was Your Man" - Bruno Mars